Why is it crucial to speak PROPER English ?!

Malaysians are fond with their way of communicating and expressing, but sometimes people just don't understand what we are saying!

Examples: (will be updated from time to time)
1) Dad:"Hey, could you please file these documents for me?"
    Me:" Ok, under where? (underwear)" LOL

2) Don't slur your words...
    -  "I'm going to Bukit Bintang." ( with an american ascent)
       Me: "what ??  bikini tan??!!"

3) Avoid some words to avoid confusion
   - Okay, let's look at the bad side of this topic. (what? Back side??)

4) make sure every word don't seem confusing:
   - semen and cement
   (the above example is just for example ONLY, no content of un~clean stuffs. XD)

5) Be careful on what you type....mind the spacing!!
   - I  lo vechina (skip if you have no idea what is this)

6) Be able to differentiate on terms/words
  - thanks for your existence....(should be assistance)....
      urmm....when it come to second thought, it perfectly matches some bunch of people....

7) Be careful on what you write...

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